horseback archery -> several hundred years -> jerking off while driving
watch anthropologists ignore this
Except the horse can just not walk off a cliff or whatever while the car absolutely can. I mean i know horses can but like if they are paying attention they’ll just be like “you’re a stupid and I’m not going there and you can’t actually make me”.
interesting. what other discrepancies have you found between mounted archery and masturbating on the interstate
And if you're into women instead of men, I have some great news: the same technique applies for seducing autistic women!
You can in fact use this method to seduce autistic people of all genders!
OTC BIRTH CONTROL APPROVED BY THE FDA
Add to the list of "things about America I (american) didn't know were not normal worldwide"
Guys gals non binary pals I tried so fuckin hard to find this and finally here it is
is it queer to use a different language than english?
I love when my cat meows at me and I can see her little teeths cause she looks like this
My cat is being oh so meanies to me but I can't take her seriously because everytime she opens her mouth to yell at me she becomes a stapler remover
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